TSG-001
Ship the bit
If the joke and the feature disagree, the joke wins the sprint. Players can smell earnestness from a mile away.
CHANGELOG · PUBLIC BUILD
We ship games. Then we ship notes about shipping games.
threesided games treats the studio site like a build artifact: loud patches, honest scars, and zero LinkedIn sincerity. You’re reading marketing. We wrote it like release notes anyway.
// currently compiling attention
Hot build
One title gets the spotlight while the rest pretend they’re fine waiting in CI.
Your happy ending has been revoked.
An adult comedy visual novel about the choices you weren't supposed to make. A waiting room sign says HERO. A vain Director has already written your ending and would like you to sign for it. The company wants out, Vivienne wants a separate ticket, and the evidence you keep decides who walks off the stage and on whose terms. Free in the browser at endingrevoked.com.
- Sixty-four narrated episodes
- Four genre crossovers that remember you
- A third run where the Director cracks
Ending Revoked
Your happy ending has been revokedAdult comedy visual novel. A vain Director has revoked your happy ending. Sixty-four narrated episodes, four genre crossovers, and three runs to take it back.
- Ink
- React 19
- Phaser 4.2
- TypeScript
// open issues labeled “fun”
Current roster
The shelf. Click a box. Ignore the CTA. Both are valid player choices.
// contributing.md (emotional edition)
Design principles
Four rules. Written like tickets so we can’t pretend we forgot them.
TSG-002
WIP is a status, not a confession
Label unfinished work loudly. Hide nothing behind “coming soon” fog. Scar tissue converts better than polish theater.
TSG-003
Rooms over retention charts
Party games exist so people look at each other. If the phone wins the staring contest, we failed the build.
TSG-004
Fourth wall is load-bearing
We know this is a funnel. You know this is a funnel. Pretending otherwise is the only bug we hotfix on sight.
// wontfix ≠ wont joke
Known issues
Studio-level bugs. Some are features. Some are Tuesday.
- #12high
Dignity regression after v0.9.0
Studio site openly admits it’s selling you something. Won’t fix. Conversion liked it.
- #27medium
Three-human bus factor
Studio now fits in three chairs. Still one coffee pot. Mitigation: shared snacks.
- #41low
Parent brand keeps offering “strategy”
threesided.com occasionally leaks professionalism into this repo. Quarantine via snark.
- #58wontfix
Players expect a Discord with vibes
We have patch notes. Sit with that. Community managers cost soul points we don’t budget.
// next release
Want the grown-up version of this brain?
Same brain as threesided.com. Worse impulse control, better snack budget.