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Excuse My Blank!

live

Rules fit on a card. Ego does not.

Fill-in-the-blank laughs for small tables. Super simple rules, no setup theater, NSFW-lite (spicy without a waiver). Phones face-down. Egos face-up.

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// media vault

Stills & key art

The box art on the shelf. Screenshots from the vault. Same snark, flatter dimension.

Excuse My Blank!: Share card: Drunk Pirate meets the porcelain — Share card: Drunk Pirate meets the porcelain

Logo lockup: blanks optional, dignity not

Excuse My Blank!: Live board: style + topic, timer running — Live board: style + topic, timer running

Excuse My Blank!: How to play: three steps, zero mercy — How to play: three steps, zero mercy

Excuse My Blank!: Room lobby: friends optional, judgment included — Room lobby: friends optional, judgment included

Excuse My Blank!: Buy the deck: physical chaos ships — Buy the deck: physical chaos ships

Excuse My Blank!: Card combo art: perform the style, riff the topic — Card combo art: perform the style, riff the topic

// features

What’s in the box

Fill-in-the-blank rounds for 3-8 players
Rules so short they fit on a card
NSFW-lite: spicy without needing a waiver
Print-on-demand storefront that ships

// highlights

Why this build

3-8 players, zero prep
Rules shorter than this sentence
NSFW-lite, waiver-free

RECENT PATCHES●

v1.0.02024-11-02
Physical deck live. Still funny. Still short.
v1.0.12026-03-20
Storefront copy pass. No new rules. On purpose.

KNOWN ISSUEStracker

#emb-01
Someone always wants house rules
Decline. The card already wrote the law.
#emb-08
Print-on-demand shipping anxiety
It ships. Refreshing the tracking page won’t help.

// also true

The boring-but-useful bit

A card game built for fast laughs at small tables. Super simple rules, no setup overhead, NSFW lite.

// also on the shelf

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