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Dungeon Jerks
liveD&D for ADHD. Pass the roast.
Snarky tile-and-card board game on the web. Pass-and-play or async multiplayer. 110 tiles, pre-baked narration, and CPU bots that wait for the bit to land before they ruin your run.
Interactive digipak for Dungeon Jerks. Drag to rotate when pointer input is available.
// media vault
Stills & key art
The box art on the shelf. Screenshots from the vault. Same snark, flatter dimension.
// features
What’s in the box
- 110 tiles, 89 characters, 105 roast-ready actions
- CPU bots that wait for narration before acting
- Spectator links for the peanut gallery
- Pre-baked TTS so tiles talk without begging an API every roll
// highlights
Why this build
- 110 tiles, roast-ready actions
- Bots wait for narration
- Spectator links for hecklers
Bot turn gating so narration finishes first.
Spectator links for the peanut gallery.
- #dj-02
Someone always reads the cards in a bit voice
Feature, not bug. Audio optional; drama mandatory.
- #dj-14
Async games outlive friendships
Expected. Bring snacks or a grudge.
// also true
The boring-but-useful bit
Snarky tile-and-card board game on the web. Pass-and-play or async multiplayer, 110 tiles, pre-generated narration, CPU bots that wait their turn.
// also on the shelf
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