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Pass-and-play that doesn’t need a schedule
Dungeon
Jerks
Snarky tile-and-card board game on the web. Pass-and-play or async multiplayer. 110 tiles, pre-baked narration, and CPU bots that wait for the bit to land before they ruin your run.
- Players1 to 6
- Session30 to 90 min
- PriceFree to play
Interactive digipak for Dungeon Jerks. Drag to rotate when pointer input is available.
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The pitch
Pass-and-play that doesn’t need a schedule
Snarky tile-and-card board game on the web. Pass-and-play or async multiplayer. 110 tiles, pre-baked narration, and CPU bots that wait for the bit to land before they ruin your run.
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The viewer keeps captions and controls attached to the selected image, with a filmstrip for quick scanning and keyboard navigation.
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01 / The premise
110 tiles, 89 characters, 105 roast-ready actions
110 tiles, roast-ready actions
- 110 tiles, 89 characters, 105 roast-ready actions
- 110 tiles, roast-ready actions
- Browser · Pass-and-play · Async multiplayer
02 / The system
CPU bots that wait for narration before acting
Bots wait for narration
- CPU bots that wait for narration before acting
- Bots wait for narration
- Browser · Pass-and-play · Async multiplayer
03 / The payoff
Spectator links for the peanut gallery
Spectator links for hecklers
- Spectator links for the peanut gallery
- Spectator links for hecklers
- Browser · Pass-and-play · Async multiplayer
Under the box art
The build, by layer.
The stack is explained by responsibility, not dumped into a cloud of badges and left to fend for itself.
- 01
Product client
The player-facing experience, interaction model, and visual system.
- SvelteKit
- Svelte 5
- TypeScript
- 02
Systems and delivery
State, content, persistence, hosting, and platform delivery behind the experience.
- Netlify
- Netlify Blobs
- ElevenLabs
Current build
What changed lately.
Product polish with a little patch-note scar tissue left visible.
- v1.2.0
Bot turn gating so narration finishes first.
- v1.1.4
Spectator links for the peanut gallery.
The useful ending
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Snarky tile-and-card board game on the web. Pass-and-play or async multiplayer. 110 tiles, pre-baked narration, and CPU bots that wait for the bit to land before they ruin your run.