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Desk Gremlins
wipCompanions, not widgets. Judgier.
Desktop pests that walk your screen edge, perch on app title bars, and help in small ways (notes to Obsidian, paste, search, chat). Four gremlins. Four meshes. Four bad attitudes.

Interactive digipak for Desk Gremlins. Drag to rotate when pointer input is available.
// media vault
Stills & key art
The box art on the shelf. Screenshots from the vault. Same snark, flatter dimension.
// features
What’s in the box
- Always-on-top companions that walk your screen edge
- Perch on focused app chrome on command
- Radial menus for notes, paste, search, chat
- Four gremlins with their own meshes, lines, and bad attitudes
// highlights
Why this build
- Always-on-top edge walkers
- Perch on focused app chrome
- Radial menus for tiny chores
Perch behavior landed. Title bars colonized.
Radial menu polish. Attitude unpatched.
- #dg-06
Will not do your taxes
Won’t fix. Stop asking the gremlin.
- #dg-15
Judges open tab count silently
Intended. Close fourteen tabs or live with the stare.
// also true
The boring-but-useful bit
Desktop companions that walk along your screen edge, perch on app title bars, and help in small ways (notes to Obsidian, paste, search, chat).
// also on the shelf
Other titles
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liveMake EnemiesTV hosts. Phones snitch. Friendships pend.
liveDungeon JerksD&D for ADHD. Pass the roast.
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