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Goddard Withings (CYOA)
liveChosen One declined. Comedy accepted.
A choose-your-own-adventure space comedy with Space Quest energy and Hitchhiker pacing: 257 passages, 15 endings, one love potion. Built on Defy Destiny, our interactive storytelling system.
Interactive digipak for Goddard Withings (CYOA). Drag to rotate when pointer input is available.
// media vault
Stills & key art
The box art on the shelf. Screenshots from the vault. Same snark, flatter dimension.
// features
What’s in the box
- 257 passages, 15 endings
- Absurdist sci-fi parentheticals on tap
- Painted-noir stills, music, optional narration
- Part of Defy Destiny (interactive storytelling system)
// highlights
Why this build
- 257 passages, 15 endings
- Absurdist parentheticals on tap
- You will die funny. Often.
Custom engine rebuild. More passages. Same dignity deficit.
Original Twine ship. Still absurd.
- #dd-04
Players map-obsess when they should wander
There’s no correct path. That’s the patch note.
- #dd-09
Love potion consequences
Documented. Still choosing poorly recommended.
// also true
The boring-but-useful bit
A choose-your-own-adventure space comedy with Space Quest energy and Hitchhiker pacing: 257 passages, 15 endings. Built on Defy Destiny, our interactive storytelling system.
// also on the shelf
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