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Rules fit on a card

Excuse My
Blank!

Fill-in-the-blank laughs for small tables. Super simple rules, no setup theater, NSFW-lite (spicy without a waiver). Phones face-down. Egos face-up.

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  • PlayersSee game rules
  • SessionPlay at your pace
  • PriceTo be announced
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The pitch

Rules fit on a card

Fill-in-the-blank laughs for small tables. Super simple rules, no setup theater, NSFW-lite (spicy without a waiver). Phones face-down. Egos face-up.

Screenshot theatre

One large view. No postage stamps.

The viewer keeps captions and controls attached to the selected image, with a filmstrip for quick scanning and keyboard navigation.

Excuse My Blank!: Share card: Drunk Pirate meets the porcelain
01Share card: Drunk Pirate meets the porcelain
Excuse My Blank!: Logo lockup: blanks optional, dignity not
02Logo lockup: blanks optional, dignity not
Excuse My Blank!: Live board: style + topic, timer running
03Live board: style + topic, timer running
Excuse My Blank!: How to play: three steps, zero mercy
04How to play: three steps, zero mercy
Excuse My Blank!: Room lobby: friends optional, judgment included
05Room lobby: friends optional, judgment included
Excuse My Blank!: Buy the deck: physical chaos ships
06Buy the deck: physical chaos ships

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01 / The premise

Fill-in-the-blank rounds for 3-8 players

3-8 players, zero prep

  • Fill-in-the-blank rounds for 3-8 players
  • 3-8 players, zero prep
  • Physical cards

02 / The system

Rules so short they fit on a card

Rules shorter than this sentence

  • Rules so short they fit on a card
  • Rules shorter than this sentence
  • Physical cards

03 / The payoff

NSFW-lite: spicy without needing a waiver

NSFW-lite, waiver-free

  • NSFW-lite: spicy without needing a waiver
  • NSFW-lite, waiver-free
  • Physical cards

Under the box art

The build, by layer.

The stack is explained by responsibility, not dumped into a cloud of badges and left to fend for itself.

  1. 01

    Product client

    The player-facing experience, interaction model, and visual system.

    • Webflow
    • Print-on-demand
  2. 02

    Systems and delivery

    State, content, persistence, hosting, and platform delivery behind the experience.

    • Card-game design

Current build

What changed lately.

Product polish with a little patch-note scar tissue left visible.

  1. v1.0.0

    Physical deck live. Still funny. Still short.

  2. v1.0.1

    Storefront copy pass. No new rules. On purpose.

The useful ending

Find the deck.
Open the product.

Fill-in-the-blank laughs for small tables. Super simple rules, no setup theater, NSFW-lite (spicy without a waiver). Phones face-down. Egos face-up.

Open the product siteSee every platform