threesided games
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CHANGELOG · COMPLETE LOG

Every scar we bothered to write down.

threesided games treats the studio site like a build artifact: loud patches, honest scars, and zero LinkedIn sincerity. You’re reading marketing. We wrote it like release notes anyway.

build 0.11.013 entries
v0.12.0·Your happy ending has been revoked.visual novel

Ending Revoked Chapter I is live at endingrevoked.com. Adult comedy visual novel: a Director wants the hero's ending, and your evidence decides whether Vivienne leaves freely or under his terms.

  • Chapter I playable: three investigation leads reconverge
  • Ink branches, React actions, Phaser presentation only
  • Catalogue states adult comedy plainly
v0.11.0·Everyone got the letter.mud

The Wrong Chosen is live at wrongchosen.com. A free browser MUD with one shared persistent world, a terminal that behaves, and a Department of Destiny that issued ticket 0001 to the entire queue.

  • One shared world, no install, no download, no launcher apologising at you
  • Every green word is clickable, so the parser is optional rather than a gate
  • Zones ship like seasons; the Office calls them scheduled reviews
v0.10.0·The Castle opened every door except the sensible one.text adventure

The Castle of a Thousand Bedroom Doors joins the shelf as a full-length parser comedy. Six suites, five endings, three merciful rewinds, and one command line with extremely flexible standards.

  • Full TEXT adventure with typed commands, puzzles, saves, and branching endings
  • Original score, spotlight voice, sound design, and scene-setting illustrated plates
  • Playable on Defy Destiny with its own catalogue box and product page
v0.9.2·Play buttons. Whole DND suite on the shelf.studio

Every title with a live URL now has a real Play CTA. DND Cards, DND Note, DND War, and DND Chat joined the roster like they pay rent.

  • Play / open CTAs on game detail heroes
  • Critical Fail → critical.fail, Make Enemies web → makeenemies.com
  • Four DND suite titles added with covers and sheets
v0.9.1·Fire TV ships. Friendships pending.party

Make Enemies is live on Amazon Appstore / Fire TV. Web still covers desktop hosts and remote controllers. iOS and the rest of the living room, soon.

  • Amazon Appstore / Fire TV listing live
  • Web play for desktop & remote still online
  • iOS and other platforms queued
v0.9.0·Marketing admits it’s marketingstudio

Launched a studio site that refuses to cosplay as a community. Conversion up. Dignity filed under Known Issues.

  • Added patch-notes voice as brand system
  • Hero now fourth-wall aware by default
  • Parent consultancy link lives in the nav as a polite pill
v0.8.2·TV wants to host againparty

Make Enemies got louder about the living room. Phones remain snitches. Friendships remain collateral.

  • SAVAGE host dialogue pass
  • Room sync survived wifi tantrum #4
  • Added 'please look up from your phone' tooltip
v0.8.0·Realtime is the feature, stop arguingparty

Big Black Cards leaned harder into cursors, reactions, and Fire TV. The chat won the design review.

  • Live cursors with names (chaos, labeled)
  • Emoji reactions on plays
  • Fire TV path for the big-screen roast
v0.7.1·Bots learned manners (sort of)board

Dungeon Jerks CPU opponents now wait for narration before ruining your turn. Still jerks. Just punctual jerks.

  • Narration-gated bot turns
  • Spectator links for the peanut gallery
  • TTS still pre-baked; APIs still not begged
v0.7.0·Fixed 'looks like a portfolio' bugstudio

Replaced resume energy with indie-studio espresso jitters. Three people behind the curtain. Curtain has opinions.

  • Dropped corporate filler strings
  • Accent system: hot / cyan / acid
  • WIP badges no longer apologize
v0.6.0·Gremlins learned to perchdesktop

Desk Gremlins now sit on title bars and judge your tab count. They will not do your taxes. Do not ask again.

  • Always-on-top edge walking
  • Radial menus for notes / paste / search
  • Four meshes, four bad attitudes
v0.5.1·Failure is content nowrpg

Critical Fail doubled down on fail-forward comedy. Bad rolls advance the bit. Critical hits optional.

  • Fail-forward combat loops
  • Reactive NPCs remember nonsense
  • Branching dialogue that snitches later
v0.5.0·Spun up the games armstudio

threesided games opened as the chaotic sibling of the consultancy. Same brain. Worse impulse control. Better snacks.

  • Roster seeded from live + WIP titles
  • Physical deck still counts as 'shipped'
  • Chose snark over subtlety; no regrets